"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"I had a productive week."
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"That's just so God."
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"Here comes God. See you later."
"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."
"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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"Around here his word is law."
"Tonight's 'Valkyrie' features actual Norse gods, and takes place in the sky."
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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"
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"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
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Atlas holds up a football.