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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."

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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

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"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

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"It has yet to turn a profit."

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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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Atlas holds up a football.

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After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

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Heaven's IN/OUT filing.

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"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

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Lawsuits

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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

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"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"

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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

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"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."

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Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.

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"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."

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"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

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"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

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