"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"You're a working dog, so be back early."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"None for me, thanks."
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Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"
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"This is Stan, my latest project."
"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."
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