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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
"I'm sure it's a rug."
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
"While you were asleep, the goat ate all your hair!"
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."