"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."
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"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."
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Why Elephants Go Crazy
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Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L
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"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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"They say she's gone completely Sundance."
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"I'm feeling fine, Mrs. Green! I haven't had to say, 'pay attention' once today!"
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"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
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"Hey! Are you wearing a wedding ring?"
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"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."
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