"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."
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"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."
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Why Elephants Go Crazy
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"Yes, sir, morale is fine."
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"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
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"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
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"I thought he was a friend of yours."
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"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."
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