"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"You're a working dog, so be back early."
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."
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"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
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"To be honest, I'm not looking so much to connect as to segue."
"None for me, thanks."
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Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"
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"This is Stan, my latest project."
"Don't wait up."
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"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."
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"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."
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"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."
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"Look, take your time, get yourself re-invented, I'm going ahead to the party."
A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
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"Let's go out and stare at our phones."
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"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."
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"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."
"It will be nice to get out, have a few bitter generalizations, and come home."
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