"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."
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"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
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"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.
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"Daddy made it a point not to wear gold cufflinks when he did his Christmas tips."
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"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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"Hard to believe it's already Fall."
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"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."
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"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."
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"The Queen's lawyer is in the countinghouse?"
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."
"You want me to do the Hernia operation for two chickens? What are these chickens made of …… gold?!!"
"Well, the sooner we get all this lead turned into gold, the sooner we can go home."
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"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
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"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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"Forgive the mess Warren just put everything into cash."