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"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."
"Good news, Lundberg. We're going to be able to give you an honorable discharge."
"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."
"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."
"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."
"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."