A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."
"I think it loves us."
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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.
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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
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"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
Cat eating fish from fishbowl.
"I figured out the true meaning of life. Water!"
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
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"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"My pets found out they were adopted."
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A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.
Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.
A cat puts money into a gumball machine full of goldfish.
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Goldfish in a Rowing Boat
"And just how exactly would you be getting to ...'s party."
"You have two things to fear; fear itself and me."
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"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"
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