"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."
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"So you can take it with you!"
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"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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"Use a five iron!"
College of Business Administration Golfers
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"So far, so good!"
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."
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"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."
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Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
The Lightning God's Caddy
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"I'm a golf widow. I hit my husband with a nine Iron."
Your sword is not in yet. Meanwhile, here is a nice Excalibur putter.
"Don't laugh: yesterday, he was five under par on the back nine!"
Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball
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"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
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"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."
"I'd suggest the 5-iron, but, then again, you're not playing golf, and I'm not your caddie, and I can see you're about to call security."