"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty
Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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Death takes a working holiday.
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"I preferred the Old Testament God."
Tags:old testament, god, gods, deity, deities, divine being, divine beings, lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, new testament, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, divine anger, divine intervention, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories
A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishment, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddy, caddies, golf course, golf courses, hazard, hazards, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, lost, ball, balls, golf ball, golf balls, searching, looking, staring, insult, insults, insulting, grouchy, grumpy, moody, bad mood, old man, old men, man, men, unhelpful, education, school, schools, schooling, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."
A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".
"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"
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A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, water, pond, ponds, golf course, golf courses, golf ball, golf balls, religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, moses, red sea, parting the sea, parting sea, cheating, cheater, cheaters
"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, lingo, slang, jargon, jargons, golf, golfing, masculine, masculinity, golf course, hole, holes, tee, tees, bunker, bunkers, water, water hazard, reverse, reversed, reversal, reversals, inverted, invert, subvert, subverted, subverting, subverts, leisure, women, woman, girl, girlgang, girl gang
Your sword is not in yet. Meanwhile, here is a nice Excalibur putter.
"Mind if we play through?"
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"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
Tags:japan, japanese, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, living national treasure, living national treasures, unexpected, preservation, preserve, preserves, culture, cultural impact, cultural impacts, golfing, cultural preservation, preserve, preserves, preserving, self-identity, japanese identity, identity, identities
"Now that's what I call a sand trap."
"Don't laugh: yesterday, he was five under par on the back nine!"
"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, avid golfer, avid golfers, putt, putts, putting, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, shower, showers, in the shower, disbelief, denial, incredulity, surprise, shock, depression, practice, practising, practicing, near miss, near-miss, near misses, near-misses, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, men, man, old man, old men, stereotype, stereotypes
"Oh, no! Gold-ball-sized hail!"
"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."
Tags:easter, easter egg, easter eggs, easter egg hunt, easter egg roll, white house easter egg roll, white house easter egg hunt, easter egg hunts, easter bunny, easter bunnies, golf, golfer, golf course, golf courses, golf ball, golf balls, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, president of the united states, children, child, child labour, child labor