"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."
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Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf
"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor
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A Golfer's Funeral
"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."
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The Lightning God's Caddy
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"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
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"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."
Thoughts and Prayers
"Well, now that the kids have grown up and left I guess I'll be shoving along, too."
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"The President has declared a National State of Emergency, since it's officially too cold to play golf."
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"Penny for your thoughts."
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
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