Golfers Cartoons

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.

"Duh!"

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

The Male Biological Clock.

Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."

"So you can take it with you!"

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

"Use a five iron!"

College of Business Administration Golfers

Death takes a working holiday.

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"So far, so good!"

"I preferred the Old Testament God."

"Remember thoughts?"

Surgical Ward- Please Replace Divots

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."

The New Golf

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."