"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.
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"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."
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"See what happens when you square the clubface?"
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Practice Putting in the Sand Pit
"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."
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Hole in forty-seven.
"Mind if we play through?"
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"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
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A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.
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A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.
"Have you ever done golf?"
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"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
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"Penny for your thoughts."