"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
"I say let's wait for the next one."
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New York Gondolier
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
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Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
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"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
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"I don't sing. I do standup."
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Venus in venice
A gondolier clears leaves form a pool
Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
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