"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."
"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
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"Really, only you can tell yourself to giddyup."
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"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."
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"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
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"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."
"Careful. Straw in drink is closer than it appears."
Older cousin press
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"Yes, the are crazy, but they can open the fridge."
"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
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"Feel free to take notes."
"Careful- it might be a trap!"
"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."
"And if you want to wait, Daddy will make yummy desert when he gets home."
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"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
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“I’d lose the dress.”
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"I think you should know that I contain six parts mercury per million."
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
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"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
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