"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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A mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
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"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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"Their good deeds are probably underreported."
"When times were good I trickled stuff down."
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God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.
"I also do suicides."
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"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."
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"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
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Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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"It's agreed, from now on we accept tips."
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A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi
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The angel and the devil.
"Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays."