A Pal Feeds a Pal on Time.
"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
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A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
(I'm nice, but I'm no pussycat.)
His Master's Thesis.
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"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".
"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."
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Trump as a dog reads a book called Good Boy.
A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank
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"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."