"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."
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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
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"You're still thinking about the maple-bacon funnel cake, aren't you?"
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"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."
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"Marry you? But I haven't even finished my dessert."
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Food of the Demigods
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"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."
"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."
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"I hope you've noticed that our menu is refreshingly devoid of creativity."
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