"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."
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"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
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"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"
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"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."
"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."
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"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."
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