"Country Club Dungeon"
Tags:dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, crime, punishment, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-society
"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
Tags:hotel, hotels, motel, motels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, inn, inns, bnb, bnbs, b&b, b&bs, resort, resorts, stay, staying, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, receptionist, receptionists, front desk, front desks, service, good service, bad service, staff, review, reviews, internet, online, rant, rants, ranting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, criticism, critique, pleasant, reviewer, reviewers, post, posting, posts, forum, forums
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, customer service, service, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, sit, seat, seated, seats, table, tables, served, bad service, good service, slow service, customer, customers, guest, guests, patron, patrons, nosy, curious
"We do our best to give people the most courteous and attentive treatment possible, especially during the holiday rush."
Tags:mail, post, post office, post offices, mailing, posting, letter, letters, package, packages, customer service, service, good customer service, good service, courteous, attentive, treatment, holiday, holidays, holiday rush, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, kiss, kisses, kissing, postal worker, postal workers
"The food's good, and although I've asked them not to, over and over, they always make a big fuss."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, restaurant, eating out, dining out, recommend, recommending, recommendation, recommendations, restaurant recommendation, restaurant recommendations, fuss, make a fuss, making a fuss, customer service, good service, good customer service, conspicuous, celebrity guest, celebrity customer, celebrity customers, celebrity guests
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Tags:waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapport
"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
Tags:bellboy, bellboys, tip, tips, hotel, hotels, posh hotel, posh hotels, expensive hotel, expensive hotels, hospitality, bag cart, bag carts, bag trolley, bag trolley, hospitality industry, take advantage, taking advantage, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bellhop, bellhops, room service, good service, customer service, rich person, rich people
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
Bird Feeder Restaurant
Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, police escort, police escorts, escort, escorts, important, pennant, pennants, flag, flags, intersection, intersections, traffic, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, pizza, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery, deliveries, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, sign, signs, signage, famous, celebrity, celebrities, half-hour delivery, 1/2 hour delivery, on time, timely, customer service, special delivery, special service, good service, service, pizzeria, pizzerias, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizza parlours, pizza parlours, pizza shop, pizza shops, pizza store, pizza stores, pizza restaurant, pizza restaurants, food, restaurant, restaurants, fast food
"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"
"Go home to you wife." "You go home to her."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, bar-tending, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, obedient, obedience, customer service, good service, good customer service, bad customer, bad customers, drowning you sorrows, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
Git It 'N' Git