"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."
"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
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"She's too old for her hair."
"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
Tags:smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas
"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"
"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
Tags:advice, clown, clowns, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, gossip, gossiping, red flag, red flags, bad sign, bad signs
"I hear you may do a baby."
Tags:woman, women, females, baby, babies, having kids, having children, pregnancy, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, maternity, baby fever, gossip, gossiping, office, offices, office life, businesswoman, businesswomen
"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
Tags:dating, dates, man, men, perfect man, perfect men, grace, good manners, courteousness, decency, respect, refinement, refined, gentleman, perfect gentlemen, stereotypes, gender stereotype, talk, talking, discussion, discussing, gossip, drinks, drink, cocktail, cocktails, drinks with friends, disbelieving, disbelieve, got in all, have it all, gossips, gossiping, renaissance man, whole package
"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."
"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, friendship group, circle of friends, social circle, social circles, friend group, friend groups, social set, social status, void, voids, hole, holes, gossip, gossiping
"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"
Tags:verbal abuse, bully, bullies, bullying, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, lunch money, abuse, abusive, abuser, abusers, masculine, masculinity, social pressure, social pressures, pressure, pressures, peer pressure, reversal, reversals, student, students, suffer, suffers, suffering, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, gossip, gossiping, artsy, fartsy, gallery opening, gallery openings, party, parties, women discussing men, woman, women, comment, comments, commenting, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, opinion, opinions
"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
"Wilbur is consistently unpleasant-a sort of Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde."
"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
Tags:witch, witches, coworker, coworkers, work, workplace, talking trash, trash talk, talking smack, smack talk, gossip, gossiping, women, woman, girl, girls, girl talk, office, offices, office drama, cauldron, potion, potions, lazy, lazy employee, lazy employees, lazy coworker, lazy coworkers, pulling your own weight, slacker, skive, skiving, procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination
"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."
"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, friend, friends, friendship, woman, women, gluten, gluten-free, gluten free, gluten-intolerance, gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten-intolerant, celiac, celiac disease, wheat-free, gluten allergy, allergy, allergies, intolerance, intolerance, food, jealous, jealousy, modern life, eating out, dining out
"It's getting serious. They're spending two weeks together at tennis camp."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, camp, summer camp, tennis camp, tennis camps, tennis, summer camps, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, date, dates, dating
"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
Tags:vodka, vodkas, water cooler, watercooler, watercoolers, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, office politics, corporate culture, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, rumour mill, rumor mill, rumour mills, rumor mills, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
Tags:genius, geniuses, slacker, slackers, slacking, brag, brags, bragging, reputation, reputations, qualified, compliment, compliments, complimenting, review, reviews, reviewing, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, acclaim, acclaimed, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, gossip, gossips, gossiping, immodest, modesty, humble, humility, arrogant, arrogance
"That's Stanley. Stanley once saw Beatrix Potter naked."
"She's had work."
Tags:medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, work, beauty, fall, autumn, season, seasons, seasonal, leaf, leaves, brown, green, fresh, old, young, new, wrinkles, dead leaves, dead leaf, fitness, gossip, gossiping, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, modern life