Gossips Cartoons

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

"She's too old for her hair."

"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"He's either Upstairs at the Downstairs or Downstairs at the Upstairs, but anyway he's a scream."

Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

Mother Goose and Mother Nature Play Canasta

"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."

"And that's Mrs. Glenfyrn. She created the role."

"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"She's a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality—and I can say that because I'm a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality myself."

"'Incandescent' is how he thinks, but 'fluorescent' is what I want."