Ants take cheese and grater
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"The presentation is dreadful."
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The Last Thanksgiving
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"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
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"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
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"Is the hamburger innovative?"
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"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."
"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."
"You're right-they are sliders!"
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"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."
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"My aged cheddar died!"
"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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"Is that with or without goat cheese?"
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"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."
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"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."
"The chef said all the regular stuff is as special as it's going to get today."
"We're having drinks tonight with some people who've eaten with some people who've eaten with that 'Times' food guy."
"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"
A dog drinking water from a bowl labeled "Water with just a hint of lime".
"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."
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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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"Ah — excellent catsup."
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