King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, kingdom, kingdoms, empire, empires, land, lands, property, properties, claim, claims, land claim, land claims, property claim, property claims, map, maps, geography, government, governments, border, borders, real estate, land survey, land surveys, title, titles, mine, theirs, vanity, vain, ego, possessive, possession, possessions, jealous, jealousy, greed, greedy"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, one-party system, multiple party system, russia, united russia, communist, communists, prime minister, prime ministers, vladimir, putin, multi-party system, state duma, liberal democratic party, a just russia, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, foreign, foreign affairs"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, government, governments, governing, managing, manager, managers, management, modern management, technique, techniques, advice, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, controversial, controversy, political party, political parties, republican, republicans, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, tax cut, tax cuts, washington dc, greed, greedy, corporate greed, legislation, law, laws, bill, bills"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, money, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, career, careers, career change, banking, bank, banks, consolidate"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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military, general, generals, armed forces, war, wars, battle, battles, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, military spending, military budget, defense, defence, defense budget, defence budget, usa, united states, america, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, paperwork, document, documents, proof, evidence, death certificate, death certificates, government, governments, bureaucracy, duplicate, copy, copies, obituary, obituaries, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, getting into heaven"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."
"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."
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al, al gore, vp, vice president, former vice president, vice presidents, former vice presidents, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, democrat, democrats, democratic, old men, old, man, men, old man, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, gentlemen's club, club, clubs, republican, republicans"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, moses, pharaoh, pharaohs, egypt, ancient egypt, israelite, people, let go, everybody, government, governments, politics, lithuania, gorbachev, mikhail gorbachev, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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government, governments, president, presidents, politics, lithuania, vilnius, baltic, vytautas landsbergis, landsbergis, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems, oil, oil well, oil wells, gushing, george h.w. bush, george bush sr., gulf war, persian gulf, money, war, wars, energy, greed, greedy, taking advantage, using, excuse, excuses, invasion, invasions, invade, oil production, oil industry, energy industry, oil reserves, strategy, strategies, strategic"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, victory, hell, hellish"Harold, would you say you are left of center, right of center, left of left, right of left, left of right, or right of right, or what?"
"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, elections campaigns, campaign, campaign, political, platform, platforms, promises, promise, speech, speeches, simple, simplistic, music, less, more, talk, talking, sound bite, sound bites, musician, musicians, running for office, modern life"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicans"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, candidate, candidates, nominee, nominees, campaign, campaigns, campaign manager, campaign managers, primate, primates, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, animal, animals, election, elections, vote, votes, voter, voters"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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insure, insurance, insuring, insurance purposes, self serving, self-serving, business, businesses, corporate culture, corporate-culture, force, forced purchase, unfair, government, executive, executives, governments, health insurance, mandatory, jargon, cliche, purposeless, circular, illogical, management, managing, managers, manager, interest, interests, authoritarian"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."
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millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, rich people, rich, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, corruption, corrupt, corrupted, politics, political, government, governments, politician, politicians, lobbyist, lobbying, influence, influencing, influential, persuasive, persuade, persuading, money talks, donate, donation, donations, manipulate, manipulation, manipulated"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, happiness, happy, depression, mental health, sadness, sad, unhappy, security, frisk, frisking, search, searching, screening, protection, secret service, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard, guards, government, governments, terrorism, modern life"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
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big mouth, mouths, pun, puns, mouth, sound bite, sound bites, tv, televisions, televisions, t.v., bite, biting, bit, bites, media, news, politics, political, politic, government, governments, mock, mocking, mocks, mocked, mocked, campaign, campaigns