Governments Cartoons

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."

"Harold, would you say you are left of center, right of center, left of left, right of left, left of right, or right of right, or what?"

"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."

Thoughts about a comfort

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

After Dinner at the White House

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"