"May I keep my collar on?"
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"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
Tags:klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, racists, race, racist, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality
"Oh, loosen up, Beveridge! Boobs are back."
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"The doctor didn't make it."
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Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel
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"It's just not what I expected you to wear on our first date..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, wedding dress, wedding dresses, fashion, gown, gowns, wedding gown, wedding gowns, bride, brides, outfit, outfits, clothing, clothes, serious, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, desperate, bad sign, marriage, wedding, weddings