"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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"Put in something about the stock market."
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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"
"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."
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"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."
"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"
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A Fall From Grace
"No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting."
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