"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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Coming Soon to an Office Near You: Invaders From the Planet of the Recent College Graduates
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"What can I say? I was an English major."
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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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Graduation day at drone school.
"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."
Graduation day at Home School.
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."
"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."
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"I didn't know you had a minor."
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"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"
Graduation Day at Drone School
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"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"