"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad manners
'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'
Tags:language, languages, english, singing, album, albums, music, musical, musically, song, songs, songbook, tune, tunes, grammar, grammatical, grammatically, grammars, grammar rules, play on words, word play, word-play, cd, fuddy, fuddy duddy, killjoy, kill joy, modern, modern life, criticism, grammar nazi, grammar-nazi, grammarnazi, grammar nazis, grammar-nazis
"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
Tags:grammar, capitals, capitalisation, proper noun, proper nouns, god, heaven, angel, angels, christianity, judaism, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, egocentric, egotist, self-absorbed, self-absorption, bible, the bible, deity, capitalize, grammar nazi, deities, monotheism, monotheist, reverential capitalisation, reverential capitalization, pronouns, pronoun, correct pronouns
Steven Nevets- Palindrome
Tags:palindrome, palindromes, english language, the english language, language, grammar, door sign, door signs, job title, job titles, offices, office door, office doors, name, names, title, titles, funny name, funny names, unfortunate name, unfortunate name, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, entrance, entrances, entryway, entryway
"Very traditional. He's the noun. She's the adjective."
Tags:noun, nouns, adjective, adjectives, parts of speech, grammar, grammarian, grammarians, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, traditional marriage, traditional couples, heterosexual couples, heterosexuality, heterosexual, feminist, feminism, feminists, misogyny, misogynists, misogynist, gossip, gossiper, talking smack, smack talking, talking trash, trash talking, cocktail party, cocktail parties
A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.
"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, grammar, grammarian, grammar nazi, stickler, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, barfly, bar fly
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Tags:grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading
"I translate books from English into better English."
Tags:editor, editors, publisher, publishers, publishing, manuscript, manuscripts, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, novel, novels, book, books, draft, drafts, translator, translators, punctuation, grammar, grammarian, copy editor, copy writer, copy writers, copy editors
"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."
The Comma Sutra
"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"
"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
Tags:tourist, tourists, american tourist, american tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, grammar, grammar nazi, bad grammar, correcting grammar, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, fluent english, second language, second languages, british tourist, british tourists, europe, european, europeans, european vacation, european vacations
"My worst nightmare is seeing apostrophes where they don't belong."
"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."
Tags:grammar, grammar enthusiast, grammar enthusiasts, grammar nut, grammar nuts, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, prison, prisons, correctional factilities, correctional facility, convinct, convicts, ex-con, ex-cons, grammar police, subjunctive, indicative, subjunctive mood, indicative mood, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, rehabilitated
"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
Tags:punctuation, punctuate, punctuating, punctuated, exclamation, exclamation point, exclamation points, exclamation mark, exclamation marks, numb, numbed, numbness, numbing, internet, www, website, websites, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, grammar, grammar police, online, leet speak, lingo, jargon, culture, internet culture, pop culture, overuse, overused, over use, over used, social media, social, marriage, married life, modern, modern life, modern world, geek, geeks, geeky
A tombstone with an inscription reading: "Eugene R. Traskin - 'Literally died'"
Tags:death, dead, died, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, literally, word, words, vocabulary, misused word, misused words, grammar, english grammar, language, english language, wordplay, word play
The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."
Tags:grammar, grammar enthusiast, grammar enthusiasts, grammar nut, grammar nuts, gramma nazi, grammar nazis, ship, boat, boats, ships captain, cast overboard, cast adrift, mutiny, mutineer, mutineers, split infinitives, never split an infinitive, history, historian, historians, eighteenth-century history, eighteen century, c.18th, c.18th history, bounty, hms bounty, captain bligh, william bligh, flectcher christian, mutiny on the bounty
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
Tags:skywriting, skywriter, skywriters, clouds, cloud, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, grammar, punctuation, correction, corrections, correcting, red, teacher, teachers, teacher life, english, language arts, comment, comments, commenting, love, marry me, will you marry me, proposal, proposals, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, proposing
"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."
"I watch where I put my exclamation points."
Tags:exclamation point, exclamation points, exclamation mark, exclamation marks, exclamation point, exclamation points, grammar, grammar check, grammar checks, grammar nazi, gammar nazis, show off, showing off, show-off, show offs, show-offs, grammatically correct, grammatical correctness, manners, good manners, grammatical etiquette
"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."
Tags:slang, slang term, slang terms, english, english teacher, english teachers, writing class, writing classes, writer, writers, grammar, bad grammar, adversary, adversaries, enemy, enemies, student, students, difficult student, difficult students, school year, school years, school, schools, teenager slang, teenager, teenagers, teen, teens, millennial, millennials, generation z, grammar nazi, grammar nazis
"Explain something to me. Are 'boned' and 'deboned' the same thing?"