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"You know, of course, I'm going to have to swallow you whole."
"Write this down …'Gold' … write this down also, … 'Diamonds'. Now read that back to me."
"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home."
"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."
"Thirty-five years ago your grammy was at a crossroads, ... and she saw your grandfather hitchhiking."
"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."