"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"I want to take out one of those mortgages on my grandchildren's future."
"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
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"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"I'd like to say 'Hi' to my granddaddy in Roswell, New Mexico."
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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
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"Mr. Culner is survived by his wife, the former Janice Dexter; one son, Horace, Jr.; and three grandchildren."
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"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"In life, Arthur, less is often more. But not when it comes to money."
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"Well, sir, there was A.T. & T. at 264, Steel dropping by the minute and Wall Street going mad! - You're sure I'm not boring you?"
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