"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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"I want to take out one of those mortgages on my grandchildren's future."
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
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"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."
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"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
Tags:grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, grandma, grandpa, pop, mom, grandfather, grandfather, grandmothers, grand father, grand mother, grand kid, grand kids, old, old age, elder, elderly, woman, women, park, parks, play park, play parks, area, areas, reserve, reserved, reservation, men, old men, old man, man, older dad, older, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, modern life
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
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Cold War Stories
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"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
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"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
Tags:complaints, complaint, complaining, complain, senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparents, grandparent, inflation, in my day, back in the day, new car, brand new car, car, cars, mail, postage, post, post office, luxury car, luxury cars, economy, money, cost of living, increased costs, rising costs
"He's angry about getting old."
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"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."
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"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
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"I don't want my grandchildren growing up in a world where you're their grandfather."
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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