"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"I want to take out one of those mortgages on my grandchildren's future."
"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
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"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
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"I don't want my grandchildren growing up in a world where you're their grandfather."
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"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"Fine, I'll facetime with Nana - but it doesn't count as screen time."
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"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."
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"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."
"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
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"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
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"You couldn't put on a nice a tie?"
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"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
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"Your grandkids would kill for this prescription."
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"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
"Well, sir, there was A.T. & T. at 264, Steel dropping by the minute and Wall Street going mad! - You're sure I'm not boring you?"
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Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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"Oh, don't be such a pill, Father - say 'hello' to the child."