How Grandma Sees the Remote
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The Triumph of Substance Over Style
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"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
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"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
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Welcome to Doreenia!
"You know, of course, I'm going to have to swallow you whole."
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Fine, I'll facetime with Nana - but it doesn't count as screen time."
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The Gramma Awards
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"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."
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"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."
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"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
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At Bubbe's Condo
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"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
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"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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"Please—no technology questions!"
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"And suddenly I just felt pretty."
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"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home."
"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."
Grandma's Pies - Under new management.
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"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."