"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
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"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."
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"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
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"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
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"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
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"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
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"He's angry about getting old."
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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"Pop-Pop's in the Cloud now, sweetheart."
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."
"Write this down …'Gold' … write this down also, … 'Diamonds'. Now read that back to me."
"I'd like to say 'Hi' to my granddaddy in Roswell, New Mexico."
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"Please—no technology questions!"
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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
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"Mr. Culner is survived by his wife, the former Janice Dexter; one son, Horace, Jr.; and three grandchildren."
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