"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"I'd like to see you do this online."
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"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
Tags:dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, father, fathers, grandfather, grandfathers, senior, seniors, growing up, growing old, growing older, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, war story, war stories, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, codger, codgers, penguin, penguins, iceberg, icebergs, complain, complaints, complainer, complaining, good old days
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparent
"That's not how I sat on you."
"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
Tags:art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, frog, frogs, bullfrog, bullfrogs, lily pad, lily pads, impressionism, modern art, realism, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, grandkids, grandkid, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, grandchild, grandson, grandsons, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, mentor, mentors, mentoring, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, old age, aging, ageing, elder, elders, elderly, work, types of work, fields of work, money, banking, investing, commerce, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, advise, advice
"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, grandparent, grandparents, grandchild, grandson, grandsons, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, new money, old money, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, millionaire, millionaires, money
"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgivings dinner, dinner, thanksgiving dinner, reefer, reefers, blunt, blunts, weed, marijuana, scrutiny, clear, honest, history, forgotten, irrelevant, irrelevance, family, families, drug, election, elections, politicians, judges, media, environment, media environment, scrutinise, warning, scrutinize, judge, ridiculous, pointless
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas party, christmas parties, holiday party, holiday parties, family party, family parties, seasonal, christmas season, family, families, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, alcohol, spirit, spirits, liquor, liquors, cocktail, cocktails
"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippie, aging, ageing, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, story, stories, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, campfire, campfires, bore, bores, boring, stoner, stoners, flower child, flower children, peacenik, peaceniks, old hippy, old hippies, generation gap, generation gaps
"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
Tags:republican, republicans, american, americans, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandson, grandsons, life lesson, life lessons, lecture, lectures, family life, wise words, wise-words, family-life, mentor, mentors, mentoring, mentorship
"Hey, kids! Grandpa's on TV."
Tags:pigskin, football, american football, pig, pigs, sport, sports, dead, death, dying, died, die, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, tv, television, entertainment, family, families, grandparent, grandparents, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, generations, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, animal rights
"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
Tags:complaints, complaint, complaining, complain, senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparents, grandparent, inflation, in my day, back in the day, new car, brand new car, car, cars, mail, postage, post, post office, luxury car, luxury cars, economy, money, cost of living, increased costs, rising costs
"He's angry about getting old."
Tags:angry, old, mad, old man, elderly, elder, elders, old people, old age, frustrated, gun, guns, gunshot, shooting, sniper, snipers, sniper rifle, rifle, spouse, spouses, marriage, married, complaining, complaints, complain, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, crazy, crazy person, mental health, grumpy, grandpa, grandfather, grandfathers, grandma, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents
"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."
Tags:meritocracy, government, governments, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, politician, politicians, political party, political parties, effort, performance, intelligence, education, credentials, merits, grades, generations, family, work ethic, political affiliation, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, money, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons
Welcome to Doreenia!
"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
Tags:grump, grumps, grumpy, crank, cranks, cranky, out of sorts, mood, moods, moody, anger, angry, furious, grouch, grouches, grouchy, husband, husbands, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, mood stabiliser, mood stabilisers, mood stabilizers, mood stabilizer, stable, stablization, stablisation, set in his ways, old man, old men, old guy, old guys, scowl, scowls, scowling
"I don't want my grandchildren growing up in a world where you're their grandfather."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, grandchild, grandkid, grandkids, grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, difficult marriages, difficult marriages, protect, protection, protecting, insult, insulting, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments
"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, once upon a time, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, pension, pensions, state pension, state pensions, grandparent, grandparents, back in the day, old timer, old timers, austerity, capitalism, socialism, socialist, socialists, capitalist, capitalists
"You know, of course, I'm going to have to swallow you whole."