"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
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"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."
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"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
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"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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Snapping a wishbone.
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"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home."
"Mr. Culner is survived by his wife, the former Janice Dexter; one son, Horace, Jr.; and three grandchildren."
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"You couldn't put on a nice a tie?"
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Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
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"Thirty-five years ago your grammy was at a crossroads, ... and she saw your grandfather hitchhiking."
"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
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"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."
"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."
Waiting For Godot
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"What's the deal, Gramps? You couldn't get any color film at Auschwitz?"
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"Your great great grandpa Karl's ashes are in this trunk, Billy. The old man was as big as a goddamn house."
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
"It was a cold moonless night and my heart was pounding as I leapt from the train. The soldiers with, their dogs searched for me, frequently coming within yards of my position. I'll never forget how I deserted from fort dix."
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"I'm a bargain hunter."