"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."
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"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
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"Tell the National Endowment for the Arts that we think funding for the B-2 is fully justified by the magnificent way it defines volumes with concave and convex spaces."
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"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
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The Museum Of Grant-Free Art
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"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."
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"Defunding increases aggression."
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"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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Grants & Recipients
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"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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"Here's to the greatest goddam foundation in the history of foundations—the MacArthur Foundation, or whatever the hell it's called!"
"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."
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A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
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A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
"Well, we got the grant."
Life cycle of a rich and famous scientist
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