"This may be bliss for you, Felicia, but my pants are crawling with chiggers!"
"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"I've never trusted cows."
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"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."
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A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
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"Declared Victory Garden"
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"Have you ever tried putting grass in a brownie?"
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
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Please Respect the Rights of the Grass
"I feel like I play better on clay."
"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."
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"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."
"The 'H' is silent."
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Beware of the grass
"Play dead? That's your solution to everything?"
"Grass is more enjoyable when it's illegal."
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
"You're gonna need a bigger goat!"
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