"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Thank heavens! Some work."
"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
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"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
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"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"
"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."
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"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"Everything all right?"
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"Without Alice's job, we'd need a grant to keep us in the middle class."
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"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
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"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"This cab was first, everybody, but I do want to thank the rest of you and tell you how wonderful it is to feel wanted."
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"That's Bill, from tech support."
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Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."
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"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."
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"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."