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"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"
"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."
Main Street Bonuses
"Just be grateful it's not bone spurs."