"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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Cards for my G.P.S.
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"Thank heavens! Some work."
"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
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"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"Everything all right?"
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"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
"That's Bill, from tech support."
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"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."
"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."
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"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."
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"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."
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"Your father and I have stayed together for your sake, so how about some goddam gratitude!"
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"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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"You should be thankful you have a job and not worry so much that you have nothing to do."
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Main Street Bonuses
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"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."