A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honoured"He died young."
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history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologistsHere Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results"But, seriously. . ."
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tomb, tombs, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourned, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, burial, burials, cemetery, cemeteries, sense of humour, inappropriate, inappropriateness, joke, jokes, sense of humor, funeral, funerals, funeral humour, funeral humorHe Watched Sports
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grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, paying respects, remembering, remembrance, sports, sports fan, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans, boring, bore, bores, epitaph, epitaph, boring person, boring people, wasted life, pointless, pointlessness, depressing, dying"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, grave, graves, graveyard, cemetery, cemeteries, weight lifter, weight lifting, weight lifters, fitness, fit, muscles, muscular, toned, attraction, eye candy, health, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestonesTombstone with a barcode on it
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, universal product code, upc, upc code, u.p.c., barcode, barcodes, bar code, bar codes, product code, product codes, code, codes, price, prices, price sticker, price stickers, value, values, modern life, technology, death, dead, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."
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cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, mausoleum, mausoleums, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, dead, death, died, passed away, parent, parents, moving in, moving in with the parents, move back in with parents, son, sons, child, children, kid, kids, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, adulthood, living with parents, desperate, desperationPeople on the street pass by gravestones of shops that have shut down.
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, memorial, memorials, closed down, closing, store, stores, shop, shops, property, properties, real estate, city, cities, urban, city living, city life, social issues, retail, retail industry, bankruptcy, insolvency, rent increases, rent increase, rent prices, cost of rent, cost of living, small business, small businesses, modern life"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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cosa nostra, sicilian, sicily, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, caring, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environment, global warming, eco friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, plastic, plastics, grave, gravesA dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
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dead, death, funeral, funerals, grave, graves, tomb, tombs, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, burial, burials, priest, priests, businessmen, businessman, desk, desks, business executive, business executive, executive, executives, workaholic, workaholics, work to death, overwork, work, career, careers, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, pallbearer, pallbearersGravestone with an inscription reading "James Paul Smythe 1914-1992 Never sick a day in life - and now this".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, sick, sickness, health, healthy, mortality"He did it my way."
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dying, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, grave stone, grave stones, tomb stone, tomb stones, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, grief, grieving, remembrance, cemetery, cemeteries, gender issues, gender issues, advice, giving advice, bad advice, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes'He'll never hurt anyone again."
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epitaph, epitaph, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, tombstone, tombstones, remembrance, inscription, inscriptions, gravestone, gravestones, gravestone inscription, gravestone inscriptions, grave visiting, visiting a grave, death, remembering, memories, unflattering, insulting, disrespectful, unfortunate"I assure you, my sweet, I can't think of anyone I would rather have hound me into my grave than you."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hound, nag, annoy, berate, nagging wife, annoying wife, angry, anger, fight, fights, fighting, argue, arguments, argument, arguing, grave, graves, death, dying, stereotype, stereotypes, grow old together, old age, growing old together, love, until death do us part, until death, staying together"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
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underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow"They're very time-sensitive."
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alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travelA tombstone with an epitaph that reads "Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped in, worked out, saved up, dropped dead."
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hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, beatnik, beatniks, phrase, phrases, turn on tune in drop out, counterculture, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, summary, summaries, lifeMonuments 'n' Stuff
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storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times'Say, this isn't so bad.'
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death, dead, deceased, buried, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, thought, thoughts, not bad, afterlife, peace, peaceful, at peace, resting, at rest, condolencesThe Graveyard of Past Deadlines
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, time limit, time limits, limit, limits, time, time frame, time frames, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, school, schools, schooling, education, teacher, teachers, student, students, college student, university student, university students, asap.a.s.a.p., yesterday, noon, noon-ish, first thing in the morning, no later than, postpone, put off, defer, postponement, postponements, lazy"Will that be all, sir?"
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, butler, butlers, servant, servants, loyal, loyalty, master, masters, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, digging, digging graves, gravedigger, gravediggers, grave-digger, grave-diggers, wealth, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, service, final request, final requests, last request, last requests"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaning