"But, seriously. . ."
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tomb, tombs, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourned, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, burial, burials, cemetery, cemeteries, sense of humour, inappropriate, inappropriateness, joke, jokes, sense of humor, funeral, funerals, funeral humour, funeral humorHe Watched Sports
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grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, paying respects, remembering, remembrance, sports, sports fan, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans, boring, bore, bores, epitaph, epitaph, boring person, boring people, wasted life, pointless, pointlessness, depressing, dying"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, grave, graves, graveyard, cemetery, cemeteries, weight lifter, weight lifting, weight lifters, fitness, fit, muscles, muscular, toned, attraction, eye candy, health, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestonesTombstone with a barcode on it
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, universal product code, upc, upc code, u.p.c., barcode, barcodes, bar code, bar codes, product code, product codes, code, codes, price, prices, price sticker, price stickers, value, values, modern life, technology, death, dead, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism"He did it my way."
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dying, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, grave stone, grave stones, tomb stone, tomb stones, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, grief, grieving, remembrance, cemetery, cemeteries, gender issues, gender issues, advice, giving advice, bad advice, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes'He'll never hurt anyone again."
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epitaph, epitaph, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, tombstone, tombstones, remembrance, inscription, inscriptions, gravestone, gravestones, gravestone inscription, gravestone inscriptions, grave visiting, visiting a grave, death, remembering, memories, unflattering, insulting, disrespectful, unfortunateThomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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death, dying, eternity, mortality, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, office, offices, office life, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, sending documents, document, documents, personal info, personal information, obsolescence, outdated technology, outdated technologies, business card, business cards, how to reach meJohn W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries"They're very time-sensitive."
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alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travelBig Brother 1948-1984
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cliche, cliches, cliched, 1984, big brother, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, epitaph, epitaphs, orwell, george orwell, anniversary, anniversaries, dystopia, dystopian, future, futuresAll You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
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grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, tomb, tombs, cemetery, cemeteries, cause of death, deaths, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, mourner, mourners, mourning, fault, rip, r.i.p."He was never one to waste words."
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rip, eulogy, eulogies, epitaph, epitaphs, grave, gravestone, gravestones, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tomb, tombs, tombstone, tombstones, wasting words, waste, inscription, mincing words, inscriptions, chatterbox, silent type, chatterboxes, conversational skills, conversation, conversations"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, grave, graves, graveyard, tomb, tombs, gravestone, gravestones, kill, killed, murder, murdered"She was one great termite."
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termite, termites, memorial, memorials, bug, bugs, termite mound, termite mounds, termite colony, termite colonies, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, statue, statues, tomb, tombs, entomology, entomologists, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefsMom's Mortuary
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mortuary, mortuaries, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, insult, insults, opinion, opinions, opinionated, comment, comments, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers"Good news, hon. Your doctor now has the right to recommend treatment."
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doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, dead, die, died, death, dying, passed away, patient, patients, too late, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, insurance company, insurance companies, bureaucracy, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstonesPet Dogs Memorial is Larger than Owners' Memorials
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, beloved, memorial, memorials, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, more important, bigger, larger, more expensive, smaller, tiny, cheaper, grave, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, wife, wives, husband, husbands, couple, couples, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, beloved pet, beloved pets, beloved dog, beloved dogs, death, dead"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."
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murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, crimes, criminal, criminals, serial killers, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscent, reminiscents, reminisced, memory lane, reminiscing, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, mourn, mournsWouldn't stop picking at it.
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tomb, tombs, grave, graves, gravestone, headstone, gravestones, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, reason, reasons, picking, pick, scab, scabs, picking scab, picking scabs, kill, killed, die, death, deaths, old wives tales, warned, warning, mothers warning, cause of death, stop pickingGone But Not Forgotten
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, loyal, loyalty, patient, patience, epitaph, epitaphs, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, remember, remembering, remembered, remembrance, bar, pub, dogs in bars, dogs in pubs, abandon, abandoned, abandonment"He's still in my nervous stomach."
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dead, dying, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, remembering, remembrance, paying respects, in my heart, gravestone, gravestones, still in our hearts, widow, widowed, widower, widowers, nervous stomach, nervous stomach, nerves, nervous, tense, tensions, expression, expressions, saying, saying, disrespect, disrespectful