"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."
"But, seriously. . ."
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He Watched Sports
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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Tombstone with a barcode on it
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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"He did it my way."
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'He'll never hurt anyone again."
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Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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"They're very time-sensitive."
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Big Brother 1948-1984
All You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
"He was never one to waste words."
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"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."
"She was one great termite."
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Brad Talbot - "Hey, I'm outta here."
"Good news, hon. Your doctor now has the right to recommend treatment."
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Pet Dogs Memorial is Larger than Owners' Memorials
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"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."
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Wouldn't stop picking at it.
Gone But Not Forgotten
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"He's still in my nervous stomach."
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