"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
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"Did you pay the gravity bill?"
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
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"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor
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A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.
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"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Some people do not appreciate the gravity of ion."our situat
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"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."
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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
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"Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law."
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"Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them."
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"Here comes Howard now!"
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
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"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."
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"You don't understand the gravity of the situation."
A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.
Ever theatrical, Einstein would occasionally disappear into another dimension, thereby breaking the fifth wall.
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Babysitter's list of 'Useful Numbers'.
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Astronauts playing badminton in space
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No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.