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"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."
"We've given up out Paris office. Madame thought she was spreading herself too thin."
"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"