"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"And thanks for the potluck."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"And this time--no ark!"
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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"M, F, L, G, B, T, Q, I - we're going to need a bigger ark."
Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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Dove of Peace Brings Pizza
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"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
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"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"
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A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.
"The lions insisted."
"When the waters subside, the problem's going to be mold."
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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"You need two more gazelles."
"I tried to get just two ants."