Welcome to the Adirondacks.
"We should get out to the country more often."
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"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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"Isn't this fun?"
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"Probably a different guy."
"Don't worry! I just came to tell you I'm not like other grizzly bears."
Peak and off peak.
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"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"
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"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
Tags:adirondack, adirondacks, mountain, mountains, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, canoe, canoes, canoeing, attractive, attraction, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, paddle, paddles, paddling
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
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"How did you come to name your boat the Revenge, Captain?"
Tags:revenge, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fishing rod, costume, costumes, trick, tricked, payback, danger, dangerous, captain, boat, fishing boat, mask, masked, fishing magazine, angler, angling, anglers, outdoors, great outdoors, roles reversed, role reversal, switch places, fantasy, fantasies, alternate reality, parallel universe, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science
Tags:threat level, threat levels, backpacker, backpackers, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, backpacking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, threat rating, threat ratings, wilderness, wildernesses, geography lesson, geography lessons, geographic lesson, geographic lessons, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, irritating
"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"
Tags:camping, camping holiday, camping holidays, holiday, holidays, weekend break, weekend break, love camping, hate camping, people who hate camping, great outdoors, nature, nature lover, bugs, bug, insects, insect, bad holiday, bad holidays, worst holiday, worst holidays, holiday fails, complaining, complaint, sarcasm, sarcastic