"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"
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"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."
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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
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"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
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"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"
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"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."
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Abandon Hope/Resume Hope
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"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
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"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."
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"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"
Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy
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