Deus ex Caffeina
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"Careful now. It's fragile."
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"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
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Plato and Socrates, the Vaudeville Years
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The Mother Of Damocles
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."
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"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."
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"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."
Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."
"We could always regift it."
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
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"Let me try that!"
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"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."
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"I got into the stupidest thing with my reflection this morning."
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"Oh, I'm not looking for an honest man anymore, just someone whose lies I can detect."
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The Horn of By-Products
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